Date of game:  Sept 21, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Boston             4 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0     4 10  0
Toronto            0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0     0  5  0


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Dirty Swirly rf                     4  0  1  0  0  0  1  .278
Ay Ay Ron ss                        4  1  1  0  0  1  0  .260
Alva Ikeard 1b                      4  1  2  0  0  0  1  .295
Sex Machine lf                      4  1  2  2  0  1  1  .245
  Tyrell Dickie lf                  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .259
Left Nuttin 3b                      4  1  2  1  0  0  1  .291
  Toothless Deadpool 3b             0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .246
Gayle Harney 2b                     4  0  1  1  0  0  2  .272
  Angry Dragon 2b                   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .251
Shannon Ivancic c                   4  0  0  0  0  2  1  .277
Oh Shag Hennesey cf                 4  0  1  0  0  0  1  .271
Drew Delsignore dh                  4  0  0  0  0  0  1  .274

TOTALS:                            36  4 10  4  0  4  9


BATTING
2B: Ikeard (11, Urias); Machine (11, Urias); Harney (15, Urias).  RBI: Machine
2 (28); Nuttin (55); Harney (41).  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs:
Delsignore; Harney.  GIDP: Machine.  Team LOB: 5.  


Toronto                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Irving Zistman c                    3  0  0  0  1  1  0  .222
Nicolas Brener ss                   4  0  1  0  0  3  0  .262
Mike Chapman 3b                     4  0  1  0  0  2  1  .293
Forest Auldridge 1b                 3  0  1  0  1  1  2  .252
Soda Popinski dh                    4  0  1  0  0  1  0  .235
Sig Hansen lf                       4  0  0  0  0  1  4  .237
Barry Bonds Jr. rf                  3  0  1  0  0  0  0  .222
  Harambe Silverback ph-pr          0  0  0  0  0  0  1  .270
Brandon Phillips Jr. cf             3  0  0  0  0  0  0  .248
Hank Daringer 2b                    3  0  0  0  0  0  1  .271

TOTALS:                            31  0  5  0  2  9  9


BATTING
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Hansen 2; Silverback.  GIDP: Phillips
Jr..  Team LOB: 6.  


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Wake Timfield (W, 14-9)         9       5  0  0  2  9  0  3.09


Toronto                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Julio Urias (L, 12-10)          2 2/3   7  4  4  0  1  0  3.15
Dave S. Lenovo                  3 1/3   2  0  0  0  1  0  5.47
Ed Sanford                      3       1  0  0  0  2  0  2.49


WP: Urias; Timfield.  Pitches-Strikes:  Urias 54-43; Lenovo 44-32; Sanford
31-24; Timfield 125-93.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Urias 12-1; Lenovo 8-3;
Sanford 5-3; Timfield 19-3.  Batters faced:  Urias 14; Lenovo 12; Sanford 10;
Timfield 33.  

Umpires:  HP: Paul Terry.  1B: Tony Peng.  2B: Tim Spengler.  3B: Mike Dunhour.
 T: 2:48.  Att: 26,274.  Weather: 68 degrees, partly cloudy.  Wind: 6 mph,
across, right to left.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Wake Timfield



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly singled.
Ay Ay Ron grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop.
Alva Ikeard doubled, Ron to third.
Sex Machine doubled, Ron SCORED, Ikeard SCORED.
Wild pitch by Julio Urias, Machine to third.
Left Nuttin singled, Machine SCORED.
Gayle Harney doubled, Nuttin SCORED.
Shannon Ivancic grounded out to second.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to third.

4 Runs, 5 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Toronto batting

Irving Zistman struck out looking.
Nicolas Brener struck out swinging.
Mike Chapman singled.
Forest Auldridge singled, Chapman to second.
Soda Popinski grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Drew Delsignore grounded out to shortstop.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to third.
Ay Ay Ron struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Toronto batting

Sig Hansen grounded out to shortstop.
Barry Bonds Jr. grounded out to second.
Brandon Phillips Jr. grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Alva Ikeard singled.
Sex Machine grounded into double play to second.
Left Nuttin singled.
Dave S. Lenovo relieved Julio Urias.
Gayle Harney grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Toronto batting

Hank Daringer grounded out to shortstop.
Irving Zistman grounded out to first.
Nicolas Brener singled.
Mike Chapman struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Shannon Ivancic struck out swinging.
Oh Shag Hennesey flied out to center.
Drew Delsignore flied out to center.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Toronto batting

Forest Auldridge grounded out to shortstop.
Soda Popinski struck out looking.
Sig Hansen grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly flied out to left.
Ay Ay Ron singled.
Alva Ikeard grounded into fielder's choice to third.
Sex Machine singled, Ikeard to second.
Left Nuttin grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Toronto batting

Barry Bonds Jr. flied out to shortstop.
Brandon Phillips Jr. grounded out to second.
Hank Daringer grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney grounded out to second.
Shannon Ivancic grounded out to first.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Toronto batting

Irving Zistman walked.
Nicolas Brener struck out looking.
Mike Chapman grounded out to first, Zistman to second.
Forest Auldridge walked.
Soda Popinski grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Ed Sanford relieved Dave S. Lenovo.
Drew Delsignore fouled out to first.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to pitcher.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Toronto batting

Sig Hansen struck out looking.
Barry Bonds Jr. singled.
Barry Bonds Jr. was injured on the play.
Harambe Silverback hit for Barry Bonds Jr..
Harambe Silverback ran for Barry Bonds Jr..
Brandon Phillips Jr. grounded into double play to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Alva Ikeard grounded out to third.
Sex Machine struck out swinging.
Left Nuttin fouled out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Toronto batting

Tyrell Dickie came in for Sex Machine in left.
Toothless Deadpool came in for Left Nuttin at third.
Hank Daringer grounded out to second.
Irving Zistman grounded out to first.
Nicolas Brener struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney grounded out to shortstop.
Shannon Ivancic struck out swinging.
Oh Shag Hennesey singled.
Drew Delsignore flied out to center.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 9th inning:  Toronto batting

Angry Dragon came in for Gayle Harney at second.
Mike Chapman struck out looking.
Forest Auldridge struck out looking.
Soda Popinski singled.
Wild pitch by Wake Timfield, Popinski to second.
Sig Hansen flied out to right.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


END