Date of game:  Sept 22, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Boston             0 0 0  0 1 3  0 2 0     6  8  1
Toronto            0 0 0  1 0 0  0 0 0     1  7  1


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Dirty Swirly rf                     5  0  0  0  0  1  1  .274
Ay Ay Ron ss                        5  1  2  0  0  0  3  .262
Alva Ikeard 1b                      4  1  1  1  0  0  2  .295
Sex Machine lf                      4  1  2  2  0  0  1  .250
  Sek Tual Innuendo lf              0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .259
Left Nuttin 3b                      3  0  0  0  1  0  0  .289
  Angry Dragon 3b                   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .251
Gayle Harney 2b                     4  2  1  0  0  0  1  .272
  Toothless Deadpool 2b             0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .246
Shannon Ivancic c                   4  1  2  2  0  0  2  .279
Oh Shag Hennesey cf                 4  0  0  0  0  1  1  .269
  Tyrell Dickie cf                  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .259
Drew Delsignore dh                  3  0  0  0  1  0  2  .270

TOTALS:                            36  6  8  5  2  2 13


BATTING
3B: Ikeard (3, Arrendell).  HR: Machine (8, 6th inning off Arrendell, 1 on, 0
out); Ivancic (10, 8th inning off Radinsky, 1 on, 2 out).  RBI: Ikeard (54);
Machine 2 (30); Ivancic 2 (32).  2-OUT RBI: Ivancic 2.  Runners left in scoring
position, 2 outs: Ikeard; Ron.  Team LOB: 5.  

FIELDING
E: Ron (11, ground ball).  


Toronto                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Irving Zistman c                    4  0  2  0  0  0  0  .226
Nicolas Brener ss                   4  0  0  0  0  1  1  .260
Mike Chapman 3b                     4  0  1  0  0  3  3  .293
Forest Auldridge 1b                 3  1  1  0  1  0  0  .252
Soda Popinski dh                    2  0  2  0  2  0  1  .238
Harambe Silverback lf               3  0  0  0  0  1  0  .267
  Sig Hansen ph                     1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .236
Johnny Davis rf                     4  0  0  0  0  1  6  .270
Brandon Phillips Jr. cf             3  0  0  0  0  1  2  .247
Hank Daringer 2b                    3  0  1  0  0  0  2  .272

TOTALS:                            31  1  7  0  3  7 15


BATTING
2B: Popinski (11, Sale).  3B: Auldridge (2, Sale).  Runners left in scoring
position, 2 outs: Phillips Jr. 2; Daringer.  GIDP: Silverback; Auldridge;
Brener.  Team LOB: 6.  

BASERUNNING
CS: Zistman (4, 2nd base by Sale/Ivancic).  

FIELDING
E: Auldridge (5, ground ball).  


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Chris Sale (W, 15-8)            9       7  1  0  3  7  0  3.15


Toronto                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Jerold Arrendell (L, 14-14)     5 1/3   5  4  3  2  2  1  3.61
Ray Radinsky                    2 2/3   3  2  2  0  0  1  6.81
Jorn Utzon                      1       0  0  0  0  0  0  4.89


WP: Arrendell 2.  Pitches-Strikes:  Arrendell 84-63; Radinsky 43-34; Utzon 9-6;
Sale 127-90.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Arrendell 8-12; Radinsky 7-4; Utzon 3-0;
Sale 19-5.  Batters faced:  Arrendell 24; Radinsky 11; Utzon 3; Sale 34.  

Umpires:  HP: Mike McLaughlin.  1B: Suzy Federico.  2B: Tim Spengler.  3B:
Michael Roca.  T: 2:55.  Att: 26,889.  Weather: 80 degrees, clear.  Wind: 22
mph, out to right-center.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Chris Sale



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly popped out to third.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to second.
Alva Ikeard flied out to center.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Toronto batting

Irving Zistman grounded out to catcher.
Nicolas Brener grounded out to first.
Mike Chapman struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Sex Machine grounded out to second.
Left Nuttin flied out to left.
Gayle Harney flied out to left.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Toronto batting

Forest Auldridge walked.
Soda Popinski singled, Auldridge to third.
Harambe Silverback grounded into double play to shortstop.
Johnny Davis struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Shannon Ivancic singled.
Oh Shag Hennesey struck out looking.
Drew Delsignore walked, Ivancic to second.
Wild pitch by Jerold Arrendell, Delsignore to second, Ivancic to third.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to first.
Ay Ay Ron flied out to center.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Toronto batting

Brandon Phillips Jr. grounded out to third.
Hank Daringer singled.
Irving Zistman fouled out to first.
Nicolas Brener struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Alva Ikeard flied out to left.
Sex Machine grounded out to first.
Left Nuttin flied out to center.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Toronto batting

Mike Chapman struck out looking.
Forest Auldridge tripled.
Soda Popinski walked.
Harambe Silverback struck out looking.
Johnny Davis was safe after Ay Ay Ron committed a fielding error, Auldridge
SCORED, Popinski to second.
Brandon Phillips Jr. grounded out to shortstop.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 1 Error
Boston 0, Toronto 1


Top of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney singled.
Shannon Ivancic was safe after Forest Auldridge committed a fielding error,
Harney to third.
Wild pitch by Jerold Arrendell, Harney SCORED, Ivancic to second.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to second.
Drew Delsignore flied out to left.
Dirty Swirly struck out looking.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 1 Error
Boston 1, Toronto 1


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Toronto batting

Hank Daringer grounded out to first.
Irving Zistman singled.
Zistman caught stealing second base.
Nicolas Brener grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 1, Toronto 1


Top of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Ay Ay Ron singled.
Alva Ikeard tripled, Ron SCORED.
Sex Machine HOMERED, Ikeard SCORED.
Left Nuttin walked.
Gayle Harney popped out to second.
Ray Radinsky relieved Jerold Arrendell.
Shannon Ivancic flied out to left.
Oh Shag Hennesey fouled out to third.

3 Runs, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 1


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Toronto batting

Mike Chapman singled.
Forest Auldridge grounded into double play to shortstop.
Soda Popinski walked.
Harambe Silverback grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 1


Top of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Drew Delsignore grounded out to second.
Dirty Swirly flied out to center.
Ay Ay Ron singled.
Alva Ikeard grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 1


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Toronto batting

Johnny Davis grounded out to first.
Brandon Phillips Jr. struck out looking.
Hank Daringer grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 1


Top of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Sex Machine singled.
Left Nuttin grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop.
Gayle Harney grounded into fielder's choice to third.
Shannon Ivancic HOMERED, Harney SCORED.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to shortstop.

2 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 6, Toronto 1


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Toronto batting

Sek Tual Innuendo came in for Sex Machine in left.
Angry Dragon came in for Left Nuttin at third.
Toothless Deadpool came in for Gayle Harney at second.
Tyrell Dickie came in for Oh Shag Hennesey in center.
Irving Zistman singled.
Nicolas Brener grounded into double play to catcher.
Mike Chapman struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 6, Toronto 1


Top of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Jorn Utzon relieved Ray Radinsky.
Drew Delsignore grounded out to first.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to pitcher.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 6, Toronto 1


Bottom of the 9th inning:  Toronto batting

Forest Auldridge grounded out to first.
Soda Popinski doubled.
Sig Hansen hit for Harambe Silverback.
Sig Hansen grounded out to third.
Johnny Davis fouled out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 6, Toronto 1


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