Date of game:  Sept 23, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Boston             3 0 0  0 0 0  1 0 0     4  7  1
Toronto            0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0     0  4  3


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Dirty Swirly rf                     5  2  2  1  0  2  2  .276
Ay Ay Ron ss                        5  0  0  0  0  4  0  .259
Alva Ikeard 1b                      3  1  1  0  2  0  2  .295
Sex Machine lf                      3  1  0  0  1  2  1  .247
  Sek Tual Innuendo lf              1  0  0  0  0  0  1  .258
Left Nuttin 3b                      4  0  1  0  0  1  2  .289
  Angry Dragon 3b                   0  0  0  0  0  0  1  .251
Gayle Harney 2b                     4  0  0  0  0  2  2  .269
  Toothless Deadpool 2b             0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .246
Shannon Ivancic c                   4  0  2  0  0  0  3  .281
Oh Shag Hennesey cf                 4  0  1  0  0  2  2  .269
  Tyrell Dickie cf                  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .259
Drew Delsignore dh                  4  0  0  0  0  1  3  .265

TOTALS:                            37  4  7  1  3 14 19


BATTING
2B: Ivancic (8, Danison).  HR: Swirly (8, 1st inning off Benes, 0 on, 0 out). 
RBI: Swirly (45).  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Delsignore;
Hennesey; Swirly; Dragon.  Team LOB: 9.  

BASERUNNING
SB: Swirly (39, 2nd base off Danison/Zistman).  

FIELDING
E: Nuttin (4, foul fly).  


Toronto                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Irving Zistman c                    3  0  1  0  1  0  1  .227
Harambe Silverback ss               4  0  2  0  0  0  0  .270
Mike Chapman 3b                     4  0  1  0  0  0  1  .292
Forest Auldridge 1b                 4  0  0  0  0  1  4  .250
Soda Popinski dh                    4  0  0  0  0  0  4  .236
Sig Hansen lf                       2  0  0  0  1  0  3  .235
Johnny Davis rf                     3  0  0  0  0  0  0  .268
Brandon Phillips Jr. cf             3  0  0  0  0  0  1  .245
Hank Daringer 2b                    3  0  0  0  0  0  1  .270

TOTALS:                            30  0  4  0  2  1 15


BATTING
2B: Zistman (6, Raider); Chapman (23, Raider).  Runners left in scoring
position, 2 outs: Hansen 2; Popinski.  Team LOB: 5.  

FIELDING
E: Davis (6, fly ball); Daringer (6, ground ball); Silverback (3, ground ball).
 


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Bunghole Raider (W, 12-10)      9       4  0  0  2  1  0  2.67


Toronto                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Andy Benes (L, 6-4)             2 1/3   4  3  1  2  4  1  2.75
Alonso Danison                  6 2/3   3  1  0  1 10  0  3.80


Pitches-Strikes:  Benes 48-34; Danison 106-83; Raider 123-93.  Ground balls-Fly
balls:  Benes 5-3; Danison 15-0; Raider 15-14.  Batters faced:  Benes 14;
Danison 26; Raider 32.  

Umpires:  HP: Brian Nestor.  1B: Gavin Kirk.  2B: Paul Terry.  3B: Sam Sheth. 
T: 2:56.  Att: 26,289.  Weather: 69 degrees, cloudy.  Wind: 2 mph, out to left.
 


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Bunghole Raider



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly HOMERED.
Ay Ay Ron flied out to shortstop.
Alva Ikeard walked.
Sex Machine walked, Ikeard to second.
Left Nuttin was safe after Johnny Davis committed a fielding error, Ikeard
SCORED, Machine SCORED, Nuttin to second.
Gayle Harney grounded out to first.
Shannon Ivancic singled, Nuttin to third.
Oh Shag Hennesey struck out looking.

3 Runs, 2 Hits, 1 Error
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Toronto batting

Irving Zistman walked.
Harambe Silverback singled, Zistman to second.
Mike Chapman was safe after Left Nuttin committed a fielding error.
Mike Chapman grounded into fielder's choice to first, Zistman to third.
Forest Auldridge struck out looking.
Soda Popinski grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 1 Error
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Drew Delsignore grounded out to pitcher.
Dirty Swirly struck out looking.
Ay Ay Ron struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Toronto batting

Sig Hansen walked.
Johnny Davis flied out to shortstop.
Brandon Phillips Jr. flied out to right.
Hank Daringer grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Alva Ikeard singled.
Sex Machine struck out looking.
Left Nuttin singled, Ikeard to third.
Alonso Danison relieved Andy Benes.
Gayle Harney struck out swinging.
Shannon Ivancic grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Toronto batting

Irving Zistman doubled.
Harambe Silverback flied out to shortstop.
Mike Chapman grounded out to shortstop.
Forest Auldridge fouled out to third.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to second.
Drew Delsignore grounded out to third.
Dirty Swirly struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Toronto batting

Soda Popinski grounded out to third.
Sig Hansen popped out to catcher.
Johnny Davis grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Top of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Ay Ay Ron struck out looking.
Alva Ikeard walked.
Sex Machine struck out swinging.
Left Nuttin grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Toronto batting

Brandon Phillips Jr. fouled out to first.
Hank Daringer grounded out to pitcher.
Irving Zistman flied out to left.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Top of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney grounded out to shortstop.
Shannon Ivancic doubled.
Oh Shag Hennesey struck out looking.
Drew Delsignore grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Toronto batting

Harambe Silverback singled.
Mike Chapman doubled.
Forest Auldridge grounded out to first.
Soda Popinski flied out to center.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Toronto 0


Top of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly singled.
Swirly stole second base, Ay Ay Ron struck out looking, Swirly to second.
Alva Ikeard grounded out to third.
Sex Machine was safe after Hank Daringer committed a fielding error, Swirly SCORED.
Left Nuttin struck out looking.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 1 Error
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Toronto batting

Sig Hansen flied out to center.
Johnny Davis grounded out to second.
Brandon Phillips Jr. grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney struck out swinging.
Shannon Ivancic grounded out to second.
Oh Shag Hennesey singled.
Drew Delsignore struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Toronto batting

Sek Tual Innuendo came in for Sex Machine in left.
Angry Dragon came in for Left Nuttin at third.
Toothless Deadpool came in for Gayle Harney at second.
Tyrell Dickie came in for Oh Shag Hennesey in center.
Hank Daringer grounded out to second.
Irving Zistman flied out to right.
Harambe Silverback flied out to center.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Top of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly was safe after Harambe Silverback committed a fielding error.
Ay Ay Ron struck out looking.
Alva Ikeard grounded out to shortstop, Swirly to second.
Sek Tual Innuendo grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 1 Error
Boston 4, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 9th inning:  Toronto batting

Mike Chapman grounded out to second.
Forest Auldridge grounded out to second.
Soda Popinski grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 4, Toronto 0


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