Date of game:  Sept 25, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Boston             0 0 0  0 0 0  0 1 0     1  6  1
Baltimore          4 0 1  3 0 0  0 0 X     8 10  0


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Dirty Swirly rf                     3  0  0  0  0  0  2  .274
  Tyrell Dickie rf                  1  0  0  0  0  1  0  .259
Ay Ay Ron ss                        3  0  0  0  0  2  2  .256
  Toothless Deadpool ss             1  1  1  1  0  0  0  .246
Alva Ikeard 1b                      2  0  1  0  1  1  0  .294
  Angry Dragon 1b                   1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .250
Sex Machine lf                      4  0  1  0  0  2  0  .247
Left Nuttin 3b                      4  0  0  0  0  2  1  .286
Gayle Harney 2b                     4  0  0  0  0  2  3  .266
Shannon Ivancic c                   3  0  3  0  0  0  2  .288
Oh Shag Hennesey cf                 3  0  0  0  0  1  0  .267
Sek Tual Innuendo dh                3  0  0  0  0  0  3  .254

TOTALS:                            32  1  6  1  1 11 13


BATTING
2B: Ivancic (10, Devereaux).  HR: Deadpool (5, 8th inning off Devereaux, 0 on,
2 out).  RBI: Deadpool (26).  2-OUT RBI: Deadpool.  Runners left in scoring
position, 2 outs: Ron 2; Ivancic.  GIDP: Hennesey.  Team LOB: 5.  

FIELDING
E: Ron (12, throw).  


Baltimore                          AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Short Stop ss                       3  2  2  0  1  0  0  .306
  Second Baseman ss                 0  0  0  0  1  0  0  .250
Winston Schmidt lf                  3  2  2  1  1  0  0  .249
  Center Fielder lf                 1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .226
Designated Hitter dh                4  2  1  1  1  3  1  .220
First Baseman 1b                    3  1  1  1  1  1  3  .235
Kingsford Charcoal 2b               3  0  1  2  0  0  2  .264
  Hot Corner 2b                     1  0  0  0  0  1  0  .325
Damien Dalonzo 3b                   3  0  0  0  0  2  4  .238
  Back Stop 3b                      1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .239
Tarrance Escribano c                4  1  3  1  0  0  4  .245
Right Fielder rf                    4  0  0  0  0  0  0  .250
Brain Adamson cf                    4  0  0  0  0  0  6  .258

TOTALS:                            34  8 10  6  5  7 20


BATTING
3B: Schmidt (2, Testies).  HR: Escribano (12, 3rd inning off Testies, 0 on, 1
out).  RBI: Baseman (73); Charcoal 2 (86); Escribano (56); Schmidt (60); Hitter
(67).  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Stop; Dalonzo; Adamson.  GIDP:
Fielder.  Team LOB: 7.  


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Sneaky Sneaky (L, 0-1)          2       4  4  4  4  1  0  4.32
Les S Testies                   1       5  4  3  0  1  1  6.08
Bionic Butthole                 4       1  0  0  0  4  0  5.89
Spaceman Lea                    1       0  0  0  1  1  0  3.47


Baltimore                        IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Zayt Devereaux (W, 16-9)        8       6  1  1  1 10  1  3.24
Zombie Dust                     1       0  0  0  0  1  0  4.50

Testies pitched to 4 batters in the 4th.  

WP: Sneaky.  Pitches-Strikes:  Devereaux 117-92; Dust 12-8; Sneaky 56-36;
Testies 36-25; Butthole 55-43; Lea 15-10.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Devereaux
15-4; Dust 1-1; Sneaky 4-5; Testies 4-3; Butthole 4-5; Lea 1-1.  Batters faced:
 Devereaux 30; Dust 3; Sneaky 14; Testies 8; Butthole 13; Lea 4.  

Umpires:  HP: Scott Barcik.  1B: Chuck Woo.  2B: Tony Ragano.  3B: Nicholas
Beliaeff.  T: 3:00.  Att: 48,756.  Weather: 85 degrees, clear.  Wind: 16 mph,
in from left-center.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Zayt Devereaux



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly grounded out to first.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to second.
Alva Ikeard struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Baltimore batting

Short Stop singled.
Winston Schmidt singled, Stop to third.
Designated Hitter walked, Schmidt to second.
First Baseman walked, Stop SCORED, Hitter to second, Schmidt to third.
Kingsford Charcoal singled, Schmidt SCORED, Hitter SCORED, Baseman to second.
Damien Dalonzo flied out to left.
Tarrance Escribano singled, Charcoal to second, Baseman to third.
Right Fielder flied out to center.
Wild pitch by Sneaky Sneaky, Baseman SCORED, Escribano to second, Charcoal to third.
Brain Adamson grounded out to third.

4 Runs, 4 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 4


Top of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Sex Machine struck out looking.
Left Nuttin flied out to right.
Gayle Harney grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 4


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Baltimore batting

Short Stop walked.
Winston Schmidt walked, Stop to second.
Designated Hitter struck out looking.
First Baseman flied out to left.
Kingsford Charcoal fouled out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 4


Top of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Shannon Ivancic singled.
Oh Shag Hennesey struck out looking.
Sek Tual Innuendo grounded out to third, Ivancic to second.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 4


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Baltimore batting

Les S Testies relieved Sneaky Sneaky.
Damien Dalonzo struck out swinging.
Tarrance Escribano HOMERED.
Right Fielder grounded out to second.
Brain Adamson grounded out to second.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 5


Top of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Ay Ay Ron struck out swinging.
Alva Ikeard singled.
Sex Machine singled, Ikeard to third.
Left Nuttin struck out swinging.
Gayle Harney struck out looking.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 5


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Baltimore batting

Short Stop singled.
Winston Schmidt tripled, Stop SCORED.
Designated Hitter singled, Schmidt SCORED.
First Baseman singled, Hitter to third.
Bionic Butthole relieved Les S Testies.
Kingsford Charcoal fouled out to first.
Damien Dalonzo struck out looking.
Tarrance Escribano was safe after Ay Ay Ron committed a throwing error, Hitter
SCORED, Baseman to third.
Right Fielder flied out to left.

3 Runs, 4 Hits, 1 Error
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Top of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Shannon Ivancic doubled.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to first.
Sek Tual Innuendo grounded out to shortstop.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Baltimore batting

Brain Adamson fouled out to catcher.
Short Stop grounded out to pitcher.
Winston Schmidt grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Top of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Second Baseman came in for Short Stop at shortstop.
Center Fielder came in for Winston Schmidt in left.
Hot Corner came in for Kingsford Charcoal at second.
Back Stop came in for Damien Dalonzo at third.
Ay Ay Ron struck out swinging.
Alva Ikeard walked.
Sex Machine struck out looking.
Left Nuttin struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Baltimore batting

Tyrell Dickie came in for Dirty Swirly in right.
Toothless Deadpool came in for Ay Ay Ron at shortstop.
Designated Hitter struck out swinging.
First Baseman struck out looking.
Hot Corner struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Top of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney grounded out to pitcher.
Shannon Ivancic singled.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded into double play to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Baltimore batting

Angry Dragon came in for Alva Ikeard at first.
Back Stop flied out to right.
Tarrance Escribano singled.
Right Fielder grounded into double play to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 8


Top of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Sek Tual Innuendo grounded out to first.
Tyrell Dickie struck out looking.
Toothless Deadpool HOMERED.
Angry Dragon grounded out to pitcher.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 1, Baltimore 8


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Baltimore batting

Spaceman Lea relieved Bionic Butthole.
Brain Adamson grounded out to pitcher.
Second Baseman walked.
Center Fielder flied out to center.
Designated Hitter struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 1, Baltimore 8


Top of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Zombie Dust relieved Zayt Devereaux.
Sex Machine flied out to shortstop.
Left Nuttin grounded out to pitcher.
Gayle Harney struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 1, Baltimore 8


END