Date of game:  Sept 26, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Oakland            0 0 0  0 0 0  0 3 0     3  8  0
Seattle            0 1 0  0 1 0  3 3 X     8 18  0


Oakland                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Maximus Meridius DecimusMaximus 2b  4  0  0  0  1  1  0  .116
Joseph Montuori III c               4  0  2  0  0  0  2  .282
Amed Rosario ss                     2  0  1  0  2  1  1  .254
Maximillion Arturo 1b               4  0  1  0  0  1  1  .284
Alfie Solomans lf                   3  0  0  1  1  1  5  .258
Deez Nutz cf                        4  0  0  0  0  0  3  .294
Anthony Marciano dh                 2  1  1  0  1  0  4  .224
  Hunter Blevins ph                 1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .261
Jose Canseco rf                     4  1  1  0  0  1  0  .230
Gregg Jefferies 3b                  4  1  2  2  0  1  1  .257

TOTALS:                            32  3  8  3  5  6 17


BATTING
2B: Jefferies (13, Marlin).  RBI: Jefferies 2 (46); Solomans (71).  2-OUT RBI:
Solomans.  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Nutz; Marciano 2.  GIDP:
Montuori III; Canseco.  Team LOB: 7.  

BASERUNNING
CS: Rosario (9, 2nd base by Marlin/Tartacalf).  


Seattle                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Rey Gootz 3b                        5  1  2  0  0  1  1  .294
Babyfark Mcgeezax cf                5  1  2  1  0  0  2  .330
Danny Tartacalf c                   5  2  4  4  0  0  3  .294
Evgeniy Bogachev dh                 4  0  1  0  1  1  1  .302
Leo Woodcock 1b                     5  0  2  1  0  1  2  .290
Hafthor Bjornsson 2b                4  0  2  0  0  1  2  .317
  Taylor Birckbichler 2b            0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .279
Dooms Day lf                        4  1  1  0  0  0  0  .293
  Trevors Axiom lf                  0  0  0  0  0  0  2  .288
Wayne Tables ss                     4  0  1  1  0  0  3  .306
Bastard Son rf                      4  3  3  1  0  0  1  .257

TOTALS:                            40  8 18  8  1  4 17


BATTING
2B: Day (15, Johnson); Tables (7, Johnson); Tartacalf (10, Johnson); Bjornsson
(24, Skink); Son (6, Jansen).  3B: Mcgeezax (4, Jansen).  HR: Son (28, 7th
inning off Skink, 0 on, 0 out); Tartacalf (24, 7th inning off Skink, 1 on, 1
out).  RBI: Tables (65); Tartacalf 4 (96); Son (76); Mcgeezax (29); Woodcock
(81).  2-OUT RBI: Tartacalf 2; Mcgeezax; Woodcock.  Runners left in scoring
position, 2 outs: Bjornsson; Mcgeezax; Woodcock; Son; Tables; Axiom.  Team LOB:
9.  

BASERUNNING
CS: Mcgeezax (7, 2nd base by Johnson/Montuori III).  Picked off: Woodcock (1st
base, Cooter).  


Oakland                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Walter Johnson (L, 4-4)         5       8  2  2  0  3  0  3.21
Cullen Skink                    1 1/3   4  3  3  0  0  2  4.42
Kenley Jansen                   1 1/3   5  3  3  1  1  0  3.37
Jim Bob Cooter                    1/3   1  0  0  0  0  0  1.87


Seattle                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

JT Marlin (W, 15-10)            7 2/3   7  3  3  5  5  0  3.04
Scottish Haggis (S, 8)          1 1/3   1  0  0  0  1  0  2.56


Pitches-Strikes:  Marlin 141-88; Haggis 23-17; Johnson 75-61; Skink 29-18;
Jansen 35-24; Cooter 7-7.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Marlin 17-5; Haggis 4-0;
Johnson 10-9; Skink 4-4; Jansen 4-4; Cooter 1-0.  Batters faced:  Marlin 32;
Haggis 5; Johnson 22; Skink 8; Jansen 10; Cooter 2.  

Umpires:  HP: Michael Roca.  1B: Barry Blum.  2B: Jason Ray.  3B: Suzy
Federico.  T: 3:25.  Att: 39,341.  Weather: 77 degrees, cloudy.  Wind: 21 mph,
across, left to right and slightly in.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Danny Tartacalf



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Oakland batting

Maximus Meridius DecimusMaximus walked.
Joseph Montuori III grounded into double play to shortstop.
Amed Rosario walked.
Rosario caught stealing second base.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Seattle batting

Rey Gootz struck out looking.
Babyfark Mcgeezax singled.
Mcgeezax caught stealing second base.
Danny Tartacalf singled.
Evgeniy Bogachev singled, Tartacalf to second.
Leo Woodcock flied out to center.

0 Runs, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Oakland batting

Maximillion Arturo grounded out to second.
Alfie Solomans struck out looking.
Deez Nutz grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Seattle batting

Hafthor Bjornsson struck out swinging.
Dooms Day doubled.
Wayne Tables doubled, Day SCORED.
Bastard Son popped out to first.
Rey Gootz grounded out to catcher.

1 Run, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 1


Top of the 3rd inning:  Oakland batting

Anthony Marciano singled.
Jose Canseco grounded into double play to first.
Gregg Jefferies grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 1


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Seattle batting

Babyfark Mcgeezax flied out to right.
Danny Tartacalf fouled out to left.
Evgeniy Bogachev flied out to center.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 1


Top of the 4th inning:  Oakland batting

Maximus Meridius DecimusMaximus struck out looking.
Joseph Montuori III singled.
Amed Rosario singled, Montuori III to second.
Maximillion Arturo grounded out to shortstop, Rosario to second, Montuori III
to third.
Alfie Solomans flied out to center.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 1


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Seattle batting

Leo Woodcock struck out swinging.
Hafthor Bjornsson grounded out to third.
Dooms Day grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 1


Top of the 5th inning:  Oakland batting

Deez Nutz grounded out to first.
Anthony Marciano flied out to center.
Jose Canseco grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 1


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Seattle batting

Wayne Tables flied out to left.
Bastard Son singled.
Rey Gootz singled, Son to second.
Babyfark Mcgeezax popped out to catcher.
Danny Tartacalf doubled, Son SCORED, Gootz to third.
Evgeniy Bogachev grounded out to third.

1 Run, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 2


Top of the 6th inning:  Oakland batting

Gregg Jefferies struck out swinging.
Maximus Meridius DecimusMaximus grounded out to shortstop.
Joseph Montuori III grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 2


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Seattle batting

Cullen Skink relieved Walter Johnson.
Leo Woodcock grounded out to first.
Hafthor Bjornsson doubled.
Dooms Day grounded out to pitcher, Bjornsson to third.
Wayne Tables popped out to second.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 2


Top of the 7th inning:  Oakland batting

Amed Rosario struck out looking.
Maximillion Arturo singled.
Alfie Solomans grounded out to first, Arturo to second.
Deez Nutz flied out to left.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 2


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Seattle batting

Bastard Son HOMERED.
Rey Gootz singled.
Babyfark Mcgeezax grounded out to pitcher, Gootz to second.
Danny Tartacalf HOMERED, Gootz SCORED.
Kenley Jansen relieved Cullen Skink.
Evgeniy Bogachev struck out looking.
Leo Woodcock singled.
Hafthor Bjornsson singled, Woodcock to third.
Dooms Day flied out to center.

3 Runs, 5 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 0, Seattle 5


Top of the 8th inning:  Oakland batting

Taylor Birckbichler came in for Hafthor Bjornsson at second.
Trevors Axiom came in for Dooms Day in left.
Anthony Marciano walked.
Jose Canseco singled, Marciano to second.
Gregg Jefferies doubled, Marciano SCORED, Canseco SCORED.
Maximus Meridius DecimusMaximus grounded out to shortstop.
Joseph Montuori III singled, Jefferies to third.
Amed Rosario walked, Montuori III to second.
Maximillion Arturo struck out swinging.
Alfie Solomans walked, Jefferies SCORED, Rosario to second, Montuori III to third.
Scottish Haggis relieved JT Marlin.
Deez Nutz grounded out to third.

3 Runs, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 3, Seattle 5


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Seattle batting

Wayne Tables grounded out to first.
Bastard Son doubled.
Rey Gootz grounded out to first.
Babyfark Mcgeezax tripled, Son SCORED.
Danny Tartacalf singled, Mcgeezax SCORED.
Evgeniy Bogachev walked, Tartacalf to second.
Jim Bob Cooter relieved Kenley Jansen.
Leo Woodcock singled, Tartacalf SCORED, Bogachev to third.
Woodcock was picked off first base by Cooter.

3 Runs, 4 Hits, 0 Errors
Oakland 3, Seattle 8


Top of the 9th inning:  Oakland batting

Hunter Blevins hit for Anthony Marciano.
Hunter Blevins grounded out to third.
Jose Canseco struck out swinging.
Gregg Jefferies singled.
Maximus Meridius DecimusMaximus grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Oakland 3, Seattle 8


END