Date of game:  Sept 27, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Boston             0 3 0  0 0 2  0 1 4    10 16  0
Baltimore          0 0 0  1 0 0  0 0 0     1  8  1


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Left Nuttin lf                      5  0  2  0  0  0  2  .285
  Alva Ikeard lf                    1  1  1  0  0  0  0  .296
Oh Shag Hennesey rf                 5  0  0  0  0  0  1  .263
  Tyrell Dickie rf                  1  1  1  2  0  0  0  .260
Sek Tual Innuendo 1b                5  0  3  1  1  1  3  .259
Blind Squirrel 3b                   3  0  1  0  2  1  1  .248
  Gayle Harney 3b                   1  0  1  0  0  0  0  .268
Ay Ay Ron ss                        4  0  0  0  1  0  1  .254
  Dirty Swirly ss                   1  0  0  0  0  1  0  .274
Angry Dragon 2b                     6  2  1  0  0  0  7  .249
Toothless Deadpool cf               4  1  1  2  2  0  8  .246
Drew Delsignore c                   3  2  2  0  1  0  1  .264
Sex Machine dh                      5  3  3  5  0  1  3  .251

TOTALS:                            44 10 16 10  7  4 27


BATTING
2B: Delsignore (9, Dust); Innuendo (15, Dust).  3B: Dickie (4, Dust).  HR:
Machine 2 (10, 2nd inning off Ilgauskas, 2 on, 1 out, 8th inning off Cow, 0 on,
0 out); Deadpool (7, 6th inning off Ilgauskas, 1 on, 1 out).  RBI: Machine 5
(35); Deadpool 2 (30); Dickie 2 (36); Innuendo (37).  Runners left in scoring
position, 2 outs: Dragon; Innuendo; Machine; Deadpool 2.  Team LOB: 14.  

FIELDING
Outfield assist: Deadpool (Baseman at 3rd base).  


Baltimore                          AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Short Stop ss                       4  0  1  0  0  1  2  .306
Winston Schmidt lf                  4  1  1  0  0  0  1  .249
Damien Dalonzo dh                   4  0  2  0  0  0  2  .240
Hot Corner 3b                       4  0  0  0  0  0  0  .317
Second Baseman 2b                   4  0  2  1  0  0  3  .250
Right Fielder rf                    3  0  1  0  1  1  1  .249
Tarrance Escribano c                3  0  0  0  1  0  3  .244
First Baseman 1b                    2  0  0  0  1  0  2  .235
  Center Fielder ph                 1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .225
Antwan Graus cf                     3  0  1  0  1  0  4  .224

TOTALS:                            32  1  8  1  4  2 18


BATTING
2B: Baseman (5, Sale); Fielder (7, Sale).  RBI: Baseman (26).  Runners left in
scoring position, 2 outs: Graus; Dalonzo; Stop.  GIDP: Stop; Baseman.  Team
LOB: 8.  

FIELDING
E: Corner (19, ground ball).  


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Chris Sale (W, 16-8)            9       8  1  1  4  2  0  3.07


Baltimore                        IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Zydrunas Ilgauskas (L, 11-10)   5 1/3   7  5  4  1  2  2  3.73
Spotted Cow                     2 1/3   3  1  1  3  1  1  3.44
Zombie Dust                     1       6  4  4  2  1  0  5.05
Roddy Adi                         1/3   0  0  0  0  0  0  3.46


WP: Cow; Dust.  IBB: Deadpool (by Cow).  HBP: Delsignore (by Ilgauskas). 
Pitches-Strikes:  Ilgauskas 116-82; Cow 60-36; Dust 32-22; Adi 5-2; Sale
145-95.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Ilgauskas 14-8; Cow 6-3; Dust 2-6; Adi 1-0;
Sale 22-8.  Batters faced:  Ilgauskas 26; Cow 13; Dust 11; Adi 1; Sale 36.  

Umpires:  HP: Mike Dunhour.  1B: Cary Tetrick.  2B: Mike Mangano.  3B: Joe
Damon.  T: 3:35.  Att: 49,611.  Weather: 85 degrees, partly cloudy.  Wind: 19
mph, across, left to right and slightly in.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Sex Machine



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Left Nuttin singled.
Oh Shag Hennesey flied out to right.
Sek Tual Innuendo struck out looking.
Blind Squirrel singled, Nuttin to second.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Baltimore batting

Short Stop grounded out to first.
Winston Schmidt grounded out to second.
Damien Dalonzo popped out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Baltimore 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Angry Dragon singled.
Toothless Deadpool grounded out to second, Dragon to second.
Drew Delsignore singled, Dragon to third.
Sex Machine HOMERED, Dragon SCORED, Delsignore SCORED.
Left Nuttin grounded out to second.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to first.

3 Runs, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Baltimore batting

Hot Corner grounded out to pitcher.
Second Baseman grounded out to second.
Right Fielder walked.
Tarrance Escribano fouled out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Sek Tual Innuendo singled.
Blind Squirrel struck out looking.
Ay Ay Ron fouled out to first.
Angry Dragon grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Baltimore batting

First Baseman flied out to center.
Antwan Graus grounded out to first.
Short Stop struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Toothless Deadpool grounded out to first.
Drew Delsignore walked.
Sex Machine fouled out to first.
Left Nuttin fouled out to catcher.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Baltimore batting

Winston Schmidt singled.
Damien Dalonzo singled, Schmidt to second.
Hot Corner grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop, Schmidt to third.
Second Baseman doubled, Schmidt SCORED, Corner to third.
Right Fielder grounded out to third.
Tarrance Escribano walked.
First Baseman grounded out to shortstop.

1 Run, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 1


Top of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to shortstop.
Sek Tual Innuendo flied out to right.
Blind Squirrel flied out to right.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 1


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Baltimore batting

Antwan Graus walked.
Short Stop grounded into double play to pitcher.
Winston Schmidt grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 3, Baltimore 1


Top of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Ay Ay Ron grounded out to shortstop.
Angry Dragon was safe after Hot Corner committed a fielding error.
Toothless Deadpool HOMERED, Dragon SCORED.
Drew Delsignore hit by pitch.
Spotted Cow relieved Zydrunas Ilgauskas.
Sex Machine struck out swinging.
Left Nuttin singled, Delsignore to second.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to first.

2 Runs, 2 Hits, 1 Error
Boston 5, Baltimore 1


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Baltimore batting

Damien Dalonzo grounded out to first.
Hot Corner grounded out to third.
Second Baseman singled.
Right Fielder struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 5, Baltimore 1


Top of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Sek Tual Innuendo singled.
Blind Squirrel walked, Innuendo to second.
Wild pitch by Spotted Cow, Squirrel to second, Innuendo to third.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to first.
Angry Dragon grounded out to second.
Toothless Deadpool was walked intentionally.
Drew Delsignore popped out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 5, Baltimore 1


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Baltimore batting

Tarrance Escribano grounded out to second.
First Baseman walked.
Antwan Graus singled, First Baseman out at third base.
Short Stop singled, Graus to second.
Winston Schmidt grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 5, Baltimore 1


Top of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Sex Machine HOMERED.
Left Nuttin grounded out to third.
Oh Shag Hennesey flied out to center.
Sek Tual Innuendo walked.
Zombie Dust relieved Spotted Cow.
Blind Squirrel walked, Innuendo to second.
Ay Ay Ron walked, Squirrel to second, Innuendo to third.
Angry Dragon flied out to center.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 6, Baltimore 1


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Baltimore batting

Alva Ikeard came in for Left Nuttin in left.
Tyrell Dickie came in for Oh Shag Hennesey in right.
Gayle Harney came in for Blind Squirrel at third.
Dirty Swirly came in for Ay Ay Ron at shortstop.
Damien Dalonzo singled.
Hot Corner grounded into fielder's choice to third.
Second Baseman grounded into double play to second.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 6, Baltimore 1


Top of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Toothless Deadpool flied out to shortstop.
Drew Delsignore doubled.
Wild pitch by Zombie Dust, Delsignore to third.
Sex Machine singled, Delsignore SCORED.
Alva Ikeard singled, Machine to second.
Tyrell Dickie tripled, Machine SCORED, Ikeard SCORED.
Sek Tual Innuendo doubled, Dickie SCORED.
Gayle Harney singled, Innuendo to third.
Dirty Swirly struck out looking.
Roddy Adi relieved Zombie Dust.
Angry Dragon grounded out to second.

4 Runs, 6 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 10, Baltimore 1


Bottom of the 9th inning:  Baltimore batting

Right Fielder doubled.
Tarrance Escribano flied out to left.
Center Fielder hit for First Baseman.
Center Fielder grounded out to shortstop, Fielder to third.
Antwan Graus popped out to third.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 10, Baltimore 1


END