Date of game:  April 3, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Detroit            3 0 0  1 0 5  0 1 0    10 11  0
Boston             0 0 0  0 0 0  0 1 0     1 10  1


Detroit                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Evan Charles Edward 2b              3  2  1  0  3  0  1  .200
Flyin Brian Pillman cf              5  1  0  0  0  2  0  .071
  Vaughn Badour cf                  0  0  0  0  1  0  1  .000
Bill Madlock ss                     2  1  0  1  0  1  6  .167
  Howard Johnson ss                 2  0  0  0  0  2  0  .200
Foster Caraig dh                    3  2  1  0  2  0  5  .200
Andrew McCutchen Jr. 1b             5  2  3  4  0  2  2  .357
  Corey McWilliams 1b               0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .000
Devon Klaass 3b                     4  0  2  3  0  1  1  .214
Marquis Warren rf                   3  0  1  0  1  1  1  .333
  Garland Kehl rf                   1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .250
Franklyn Jappa c                    5  0  2  0  0  1  3  .500
Pasquale Dersch lf                  4  2  1  0  1  1  4  .400

TOTALS:                            37 10 11  8  8 11 24


BATTING
2B: Klaass (1, Lea); Warren (1, Testies); McCutchen Jr. (1, Butthole).  HR:
McCutchen Jr. (1, 6th inning off Testies, 3 on, 1 out).  SF: Madlock; Klaass. 
RBI: Klaass 3 (4); Madlock (2); McCutchen Jr. 4 (4).  2-OUT RBI: Klaass 2. 
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Dersch 2; McCutchen Jr.; Jappa;
Caraig.  Team LOB: 11.  


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Tyrell Dickie 3b                    3  0  0  0  0  0  0  .273
  Toothless Deadpool 3b             2  0  0  0  0  0  0  .200
Sek Tual Innuendo 1b                4  1  3  0  0  0  1  .600
Gayle Harney 2b                     4  0  1  0  0  0  0  .083
Aaron Judge dh                      4  0  1  1  0  2  2  .214
Shannon Ivancic c                   3  0  3  0  0  0  2  .462
  Drew Delsignore c                 0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .000
Raymond Kovats lf                   3  0  0  0  0  0  0  .111
  Jay Quellin lf                    1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .000
Ay Ay Ron ss                        4  0  1  0  0  1  5  .071
Oh Shag Hennesey cf                 3  0  0  0  0  1  1  .167
  A.C. Slater cf                    1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .333
Dirty Swirly rf                     4  0  1  0  0  0  3  .455

TOTALS:                            36  1 10  1  0  4 14


BATTING
2B: Ivancic (1, Rose); Innuendo (2, Rose).  RBI: Judge (1).  2-OUT RBI: Judge. 
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Swirly 2; Ivancic; Ron.  GIDP:
Harney.  Team LOB: 9.  

FIELDING
PB: Ivancic 2.  E: Ivancic (1, fly ball).  


Detroit                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Aidan B Rose (W, 1-0)           8       9  1  1  0  4  0  1.12
Charlie Braleycornelius         1       1  0  0  0  0  0  0.00


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Spaceman Lea (L, 0-1)           4       6  4  1  3  4  0  2.25
Les S Testies                   2       3  5  5  3  4  1 22.50
Bionic Butthole                 2       1  1  1  1  1  0  4.50
Shark Nadeau                    1       1  0  0  1  2  0  0.00


WP: Rose.  HBP: Madlock (by Testies); Delsignore (by Rose).  Pitches-Strikes: 
Lea 95-60; Testies 50-33; Butthole 31-23; Nadeau 27-18; Rose 108-87;
Braleycornelius 16-10.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Lea 9-6; Testies 1-4; Butthole
4-2; Nadeau 1-1; Rose 16-12; Braleycornelius 3-1.  Batters faced:  Lea 22;
Testies 13; Butthole 8; Nadeau 5; Rose 33; Braleycornelius 4.  

Umpires:  HP: Jason Ray.  1B: Mike McLaughlin.  2B: Michael Roca.  3B: Suzy
Federico.  T: 3:39.  Att: 41,172.  Weather: 75 degrees, partly cloudy.  Wind:
Domed stadium.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Andrew McCutchen Jr.



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Detroit batting

Evan Charles Edward singled.
Flyin Brian Pillman was safe after Shannon Ivancic committed a fielding error,
Edward to third.
Bill Madlock struck out swinging.
Passed ball by Shannon Ivancic, Edward SCORED, Pillman to second.
Foster Caraig grounded out to first.
Andrew McCutchen Jr. singled, Pillman to third.
Devon Klaass doubled, Pillman SCORED, McCutchen Jr. SCORED.
Marquis Warren walked.
Franklyn Jappa flied out to left.

3 Runs, 3 Hits, 1 Error
Detroit 3, Boston 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Tyrell Dickie grounded out to third.
Sek Tual Innuendo singled.
Gayle Harney grounded into double play to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 3, Boston 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Detroit batting

Pasquale Dersch grounded out to third.
Evan Charles Edward walked.
Flyin Brian Pillman struck out swinging.
Bill Madlock popped out to catcher.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 3, Boston 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Aaron Judge grounded out to first.
Shannon Ivancic singled.
Raymond Kovats grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop.
Ay Ay Ron singled, Kovats to second.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 3, Boston 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Detroit batting

Foster Caraig singled.
Andrew McCutchen Jr. struck out looking.
Devon Klaass struck out looking.
Marquis Warren grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 3, Boston 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly popped out to second.
Tyrell Dickie flied out to center.
Sek Tual Innuendo singled.
Gayle Harney singled, Innuendo to third.
Aaron Judge struck out looking.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 3, Boston 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Detroit batting

Franklyn Jappa singled.
Pasquale Dersch singled, Jappa to second.
Evan Charles Edward walked, Dersch to second, Jappa to third.
Flyin Brian Pillman grounded into fielder's choice to second, Edward to second,
Dersch to third.
Bill Madlock hit a sacrifice fly, Dersch SCORED.
Foster Caraig flied out to center.

1 Run, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 4, Boston 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Shannon Ivancic doubled.
Raymond Kovats grounded out to third.
Ay Ay Ron struck out swinging.
Oh Shag Hennesey struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 4, Boston 0


Top of the 5th inning:  Detroit batting

Les S Testies relieved Spaceman Lea.
Andrew McCutchen Jr. struck out looking.
Devon Klaass flied out to center.
Marquis Warren doubled.
Franklyn Jappa flied out to center.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 4, Boston 0


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Dirty Swirly flied out to center.
Tyrell Dickie grounded out to first.
Sek Tual Innuendo flied out to left.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 4, Boston 0


Top of the 6th inning:  Detroit batting

Pasquale Dersch walked.
Evan Charles Edward walked, Dersch to second.
Flyin Brian Pillman struck out looking.
Bill Madlock hit by pitch, Edward to second, Dersch to third.
Passed ball by Shannon Ivancic, Dersch SCORED, Madlock to second, Edward to third.
Foster Caraig walked.
Andrew McCutchen Jr. HOMERED, Edward SCORED, Madlock SCORED, Caraig SCORED.
Devon Klaass singled.
Marquis Warren struck out looking.
Franklyn Jappa struck out looking.

5 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 9, Boston 0


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Howard Johnson came in for Bill Madlock at shortstop.
Gayle Harney grounded out to first.
Aaron Judge struck out looking.
Shannon Ivancic singled.
Raymond Kovats flied out to left.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 9, Boston 0


Top of the 7th inning:  Detroit batting

Bionic Butthole relieved Les S Testies.
Drew Delsignore came in for Shannon Ivancic at catcher.
Jay Quellin came in for Raymond Kovats in left.
Pasquale Dersch grounded out to shortstop.
Evan Charles Edward grounded out to shortstop.
Flyin Brian Pillman grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 9, Boston 0


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Garland Kehl came in for Marquis Warren in right.
Ay Ay Ron grounded out to shortstop.
Oh Shag Hennesey grounded out to third.
Dirty Swirly flied out to right.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 9, Boston 0


Top of the 8th inning:  Detroit batting

Toothless Deadpool came in for Tyrell Dickie at third.
A.C. Slater came in for Oh Shag Hennesey in center.
Howard Johnson struck out looking.
Foster Caraig walked.
Andrew McCutchen Jr. doubled, Caraig to third.
Devon Klaass hit a sacrifice fly, Caraig SCORED.
Garland Kehl grounded out to third.

1 Run, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 10, Boston 0


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Vaughn Badour came in for Flyin Brian Pillman in center.
Corey McWilliams came in for Andrew McCutchen Jr. at first.
Toothless Deadpool fouled out to third.
Sek Tual Innuendo doubled.
Wild pitch by Aidan B Rose, Innuendo to third.
Gayle Harney fouled out to first.
Aaron Judge singled, Innuendo SCORED.
Drew Delsignore hit by pitch, Judge to second.
Jay Quellin popped out to third.

1 Run, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Detroit 10, Boston 1


Top of the 9th inning:  Detroit batting

Shark Nadeau relieved Bionic Butthole.
Franklyn Jappa singled.
Pasquale Dersch struck out looking.
Evan Charles Edward grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop.
Vaughn Badour walked, Edward to second.
Howard Johnson struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 10, Boston 1


Bottom of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Charlie Braleycornelius relieved Aidan B Rose.
Ay Ay Ron flied out to center.
A.C. Slater grounded out to third.
Dirty Swirly singled.
Toothless Deadpool grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Detroit 10, Boston 1


END