Date of game:  June 10, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Seattle            0 2 3  0 0 0  0 0 0     5 11  0
San Francisco      0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0     0  5  0


Seattle                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Rey Gootz 3b                        3  0  2  0  1  0  0  .299
  Taylor Birckbichler 3b            0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .280
Jerald Currans cf                   5  0  1  0  0  0  0  .323
  Trevors Axiom cf                  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .300
Danny Tartacalf c                   5  0  0  0  0  4  5  .335
  Evgeniy Bogachev c                0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .318
Qiao Mao lf                         3  2  2  0  2  0  4  .269
  Babyfark Mcgeezax lf              0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .358
Leo Woodcock 1b                     5  1  1  0  0  2  0  .269
Hafthor Bjornsson 2b                4  1  1  0  1  0  5  .302
Bastard Son rf                      4  1  3  3  0  0  3  .285
Wayne Tables ss                     5  0  1  1  0  2  0  .343
Wonton Don p                        3  0  0  1  0  0  4  .000

TOTALS:                            37  5 11  5  4  8 21


BATTING
2B: Mao (11, Seid); Gootz 2 (7, Dangerously, Sagdiyev Jr.).  HR: Son (12, 3rd
inning off Seid, 2 on, 2 out).  SF: Don.  RBI: Tables (26); Don (1); Son 3
(32).  2-OUT RBI: Son 3.  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Tartacalf;
Mao 2; Don 2; Bjornsson.  Team LOB: 12.  


San Francisco                      AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Marshal Bermers cf                  4  0  0  0  0  0  0  .252
Always Blue rf                      4  0  1  0  0  1  0  .229
Dave Swanson 2b                     4  0  0  0  0  0  0  .265
Louis Winthorpe III 3b              2  0  0  0  0  1  1  .217
  Richard Face ph-3b                2  0  1  0  0  0  0  .208
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse lf            4  0  1  0  0  2  1  .219
Shirley Feimster c                  3  0  1  0  0  1  1  .250
Kota Ibushi ss                      3  0  1  0  0  0  0  .244
Wade Tucker 1b                      2  0  0  0  0  0  2  .000
  Slick Rick ph-1b                  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .100
Dark Seid p                         0  0  0  0  0  0  1  .000
  Gary Sheffield ph                 1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .202
  Johnny Dangerously p              0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .200
  Stanton Itnyre ph                 1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .200
  Borat Sagdiyev Jr. p              0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .000
  Animal Mother ph                  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .209
  Rupert Kesich p                   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  .000

TOTALS:                            32  0  5  0  0  5  6


BATTING
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Seid; Tucker.  Team LOB: 5.  

BASERUNNING
SB: Ibushi (18, 2nd base off Don/Tartacalf).  


Seattle                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Wonton Don (W, 8-4)             9       5  0  0  0  5  0  4.12


San Francisco                    IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Dark Seid (L, 1-4)              3       6  5  5  2  2  1  3.10
Johnny Dangerously              3       2  0  0  0  2  0  1.38
Borat Sagdiyev Jr.              2       3  0  0  2  3  0  2.87
Slick Rick                      0       0  0  0  0  0  0  2.45
Rupert Kesich                   1       0  0  0  0  1  0  2.97


WP: Dangerously.  HBP: Son (by Dangerously); Gootz (by Dangerously). 
Pitches-Strikes:  Seid 73-55; Dangerously 50-42; Sagdiyev Jr. 49-38; Rick 0-0;
Kesich 12-12; Don 128-104.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Seid 8-5; Dangerously 6-3;
Sagdiyev Jr. 4-2; Rick 0-0; Kesich 1-1; Don 23-4.  Batters faced:  Seid 17;
Dangerously 13; Sagdiyev Jr. 11; Rick 0; Kesich 3; Don 32.  

Umpires:  HP: Joe Damon.  1B: Tony Peng.  2B: James Johnson.  3B: Eric Chyn. 
T: 3:18.  Att: 34,785.  Weather: 81 degrees, cloudy.  Wind: 13 mph, across,
right to left.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Wonton Don



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Seattle batting

Rey Gootz flied out to center.
Jerald Currans grounded out to shortstop.
Danny Tartacalf struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 0, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  San Francisco batting

Marshal Bermers grounded out to shortstop.
Always Blue singled.
Dave Swanson flied out to center.
Louis Winthorpe III grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Seattle 0, San Francisco 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Seattle batting

Qiao Mao singled.
Leo Woodcock singled, Mao to second.
Hafthor Bjornsson flied out to center.
Bastard Son singled, Woodcock to second, Mao to third.
Wayne Tables singled, Mao SCORED, Son to second, Woodcock to third.
Wonton Don hit a sacrifice fly, Woodcock SCORED.
Rey Gootz walked, Tables to second, Son to third.
Jerald Currans grounded out to third.

2 Runs, 4 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 2, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  San Francisco batting

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse grounded out to third.
Shirley Feimster flied out to right.
Kota Ibushi singled.
Ibushi stole second base.
Wade Tucker grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Seattle 2, San Francisco 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Seattle batting

Danny Tartacalf popped out to third.
Qiao Mao doubled.
Leo Woodcock struck out looking.
Hafthor Bjornsson walked.
Bastard Son HOMERED, Mao SCORED, Bjornsson SCORED.
Wayne Tables grounded out to shortstop.

3 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  San Francisco batting

Gary Sheffield hit for Dark Seid.
Gary Sheffield grounded out to shortstop.
Marshal Bermers grounded out to third.
Always Blue grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Seattle batting

Johnny Dangerously relieved Dark Seid.
Wonton Don grounded out to second.
Rey Gootz doubled.
Jerald Currans grounded out to second, Gootz to third.
Danny Tartacalf struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  San Francisco batting

Dave Swanson flied out to left.
Louis Winthorpe III struck out looking.
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Top of the 5th inning:  Seattle batting

Qiao Mao fouled out to catcher.
Leo Woodcock grounded out to second.
Hafthor Bjornsson singled.
Bastard Son hit by pitch, Bjornsson to second.
Wayne Tables grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 5th inning:  San Francisco batting

Shirley Feimster struck out swinging.
Kota Ibushi popped out to first.
Wade Tucker grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Top of the 6th inning:  Seattle batting

Wonton Don grounded out to second.
Rey Gootz hit by pitch.
Jerald Currans flied out to center.
Wild pitch by Johnny Dangerously, Gootz to second.
Danny Tartacalf struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 6th inning:  San Francisco batting

Stanton Itnyre hit for Johnny Dangerously.
Stanton Itnyre grounded out to second.
Marshal Bermers grounded out to second.
Always Blue grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Top of the 7th inning:  Seattle batting

Borat Sagdiyev Jr. relieved Johnny Dangerously.
Qiao Mao walked.
Leo Woodcock struck out looking.
Hafthor Bjornsson flied out to right.
Bastard Son singled, Mao to second.
Wayne Tables struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 7th inning:  San Francisco batting

Dave Swanson grounded out to first.
Richard Face hit for Louis Winthorpe III.
Richard Face grounded out to second.
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse singled.
Shirley Feimster singled, Betelgeuse to third.
Kota Ibushi grounded out to pitcher.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Top of the 8th inning:  Seattle batting

Wonton Don grounded out to second.
Rey Gootz doubled.
Jerald Currans singled, Gootz to third.
Danny Tartacalf struck out looking.
Qiao Mao walked, Currans to second.
Leo Woodcock grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 8th inning:  San Francisco batting

Taylor Birckbichler came in for Rey Gootz at third.
Trevors Axiom came in for Jerald Currans in center.
Evgeniy Bogachev came in for Danny Tartacalf at catcher.
Babyfark Mcgeezax came in for Qiao Mao in left.
Slick Rick hit for Wade Tucker.
Slick Rick grounded out to second.
Animal Mother hit for Borat Sagdiyev Jr..
Animal Mother grounded out to pitcher.
Marshal Bermers grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Top of the 9th inning:  Seattle batting

Rupert Kesich relieved Borat Sagdiyev Jr..
Hafthor Bjornsson flied out to center.
Bastard Son grounded out to shortstop.
Wayne Tables struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


Bottom of the 9th inning:  San Francisco batting

Always Blue struck out looking.
Dave Swanson grounded out to third.
Richard Face singled.
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse struck out looking.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Seattle 5, San Francisco 0


END