Date of game:  June 13, 2070

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E

Boston             0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 0     0  7  0
Toronto            0 0 0  2 0 0  1 0 X     3  9  0


Boston                             AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Tyrell Dickie dh                    4  0  0  0  0  2  1  .286
Sek Tual Innuendo cf                4  0  0  0  0  2  1  .253
Gayle Harney 2b                     4  0  2  0  0  0  1  .238
Alva Ikeard 1b                      4  0  1  0  0  2  0  .274
Shannon Ivancic c                   4  0  2  0  0  2  2  .293
Dirty Swirly rf                     4  0  1  0  0  0  1  .239
Angry Dragon 3b                     3  0  0  0  0  0  4  .262
Ay Ay Ron ss                        2  0  1  0  0  1  1  .227
  Toothless Deadpool ph-ss          1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .277
Blind Squirrel lf                   3  0  0  0  0  1  0  .231

TOTALS:                            33  0  7  0  0 10 11


BATTING
2B: Ikeard (5, Blyleven).  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Dragon 2. 
Team LOB: 6.  

FIELDING
PB: Ivancic.  Outfield assist: Innuendo 2 (Brener at 3rd base, Brener at home
plate).  


Toronto                            AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG

Irving Zistman c                    4  0  2  0  0  0  3  .235
Soda Popinski dh                    3  0  0  0  1  1  4  .231
Mike Chapman 3b                     4  1  1  0  0  1  0  .324
Forest Auldridge 1b                 3  0  0  0  1  0  1  .279
Sig Hansen lf                       4  2  2  2  0  0  1  .272
Renaldo Catapano cf                 4  0  0  0  0  1  2  .263
Brandon Phillips Jr. rf             3  0  1  0  0  0  3  .275
Hank Daringer 2b                    3  0  2  1  0  0  0  .240
Nicolas Brener ss                   3  0  1  0  0  0  0  .270

TOTALS:                            31  3  9  3  2  3 14


BATTING
HR: Hansen (4, 4th inning off Raider, 1 on, 2 out).  RBI: Hansen 2 (17);
Daringer (7).  2-OUT RBI: Hansen 2.  Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs:
Popinski; Phillips Jr..  Team LOB: 6.  


Boston                           IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Bunghole Raider (L, 3-4)        8       9  3  3  2  3  1  2.65


Toronto                          IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA

Mert Blyleven (W, 8-5)          9       7  0  0  0 10  0  3.93


Balk: Blyleven.  Pitches-Strikes:  Blyleven 134-93; Raider 114-91.  Ground
balls-Fly balls:  Blyleven 13-10; Raider 14-14.  Batters faced:  Blyleven 33;
Raider 33.  

Umpires:  HP: Mike Dunhour.  1B: Michael Coustier.  2B: Michael Roca.  3B: Bill
Stanton.  T: 2:50.  Att: 25,683.  Weather: 74 degrees, clear.  Wind: 6 mph,
across, right to left.  


High Heat Baseball Player of the Game:  Mert Blyleven



GAME SUMMARY


Top of the 1st inning:  Boston batting

Tyrell Dickie flied out to right.
Sek Tual Innuendo fouled out to right.
Gayle Harney grounded out to second.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 1st inning:  Toronto batting

Irving Zistman grounded out to second.
Soda Popinski struck out looking.
Mike Chapman grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Top of the 2nd inning:  Boston batting

Alva Ikeard struck out swinging.
Shannon Ivancic singled.
Dirty Swirly flied out to center.
Angry Dragon grounded out to first.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 2nd inning:  Toronto batting

Forest Auldridge flied out to center.
Sig Hansen popped out to third.
Renaldo Catapano grounded out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Top of the 3rd inning:  Boston batting

Ay Ay Ron singled.
Blind Squirrel flied out to center.
Tyrell Dickie flied out to center.
Sek Tual Innuendo grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 3rd inning:  Toronto batting

Brandon Phillips Jr. popped out to third.
Hank Daringer grounded out to pitcher.
Nicolas Brener singled.
Irving Zistman singled, Nicolas Brener out at third base.

0 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Top of the 4th inning:  Boston batting

Gayle Harney grounded out to second.
Alva Ikeard doubled.
Shannon Ivancic struck out looking.
Mert Blyleven committed a balk, Ikeard to third.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 0


Bottom of the 4th inning:  Toronto batting

Soda Popinski grounded out to third.
Mike Chapman singled.
Forest Auldridge flied out to center.
Sig Hansen HOMERED, Chapman SCORED.
Renaldo Catapano flied out to center.

2 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 2


Top of the 5th inning:  Boston batting

Angry Dragon grounded out to pitcher.
Ay Ay Ron struck out looking.
Blind Squirrel struck out looking.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 2


Bottom of the 5th inning:  Toronto batting

Brandon Phillips Jr. popped out to second.
Hank Daringer singled.
Nicolas Brener popped out to catcher.
Irving Zistman grounded out to shortstop.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 2


Top of the 6th inning:  Boston batting

Tyrell Dickie struck out looking.
Sek Tual Innuendo struck out looking.
Gayle Harney singled.
Alva Ikeard fouled out to catcher.

0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 2


Bottom of the 6th inning:  Toronto batting

Soda Popinski grounded out to third.
Mike Chapman flied out to left.
Forest Auldridge popped out to third.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 2


Top of the 7th inning:  Boston batting

Shannon Ivancic struck out looking.
Dirty Swirly grounded out to third.
Angry Dragon flied out to left.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 2


Bottom of the 7th inning:  Toronto batting

Sig Hansen singled.
Renaldo Catapano flied out to right.
Brandon Phillips Jr. singled, Hansen to second.
Hank Daringer singled, Hansen SCORED, Phillips Jr. to second.
Nicolas Brener flied out to left.
Irving Zistman singled, Daringer to third, Brandon Phillips Jr. out at home plate.

1 Run, 4 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 3


Top of the 8th inning:  Boston batting

Toothless Deadpool hit for Ay Ay Ron.
Toothless Deadpool grounded out to shortstop.
Blind Squirrel grounded out to first.
Tyrell Dickie struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 3


Bottom of the 8th inning:  Toronto batting

Soda Popinski walked.
Passed ball by Shannon Ivancic, Popinski to second.
Mike Chapman struck out swinging.
Forest Auldridge walked.
Sig Hansen flied out to center.
Renaldo Catapano struck out swinging.

0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 3


Top of the 9th inning:  Boston batting

Sek Tual Innuendo struck out looking.
Gayle Harney singled.
Alva Ikeard struck out swinging.
Shannon Ivancic singled, Harney to second.
Dirty Swirly singled, Ivancic to third.

0 Runs, 3 Hits, 0 Errors
Boston 0, Toronto 3


END